From Moonboys to Bag Holders: The Bitcoin Saga

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Ah, the Anatomy of a Mania, the chart that keeps on giving! Bitcoin chilling at 97K in the ‘New Paradigm!!!’ zone? 🚀💎🙌 Translation: everyone’s sipping on hopium smoothies and thinking they’re financial geniuses. Spoiler alert: they’re not. 😏

Next up? Bull Trap Boulevard—where FOMO warriors jump back in screaming ‘TO THE MOON!’ 🌕 only to realize they just bought the top... again. 😬 Then we head straight to Capitulation Carnival, where wallets cry louder than the people who said ‘I’ll never sell!’ 🤡 And let’s not forget the VIP afterparty at Despair Dungeon—population: bag holders. 😭

But hey, don’t let me stop you. Ride that red line, champ! 📉 I’ll be waiting at the mean reversion party with my popcorn. 🍿😎