$BTCUSD Negative Divergence

This is a public service announcement:

I went for a run this morning and my condo security asked me how to buy BTC. I don't have a shoe shine boy, but this is as close as it gets.

Does not help there is a negative divergence between the price action and stochastics. BTC sitting on trend support and this is probably the time to think, are there more paper hands or diamond hands in the game?