Arabian XXX

Oh, the market’s wild, up and down,
One day you’re king, next day a clown!
You bought the dip, or so you thought,
But now that dip’s a deeper spot.

You watch the tickers, heart in race,
Wondering if you’ve lost the chase.
“Hold the line!” the forums cheer,
While your portfolio sheds a tear.

Sell in May, and go away?
Or double down and hope you’ll stay?
Options, futures, ETFs—
All just ways to stress yourself!

But in the end, it’s just a ride,
Stocks will soar and stocks will slide.
So grab some coffee, don’t despair—
Tomorrow’s gains might clear the air!