BTC at $20k+ but still no GF? - Public Service Anouncement

The time has finally come, champs.
We did it, boys, we did it. I went on my knees for this shit in 2018 to fulfill the prophecy. 
We're at 20k+ now, and I've mentioned how everyone will 
get a girlfriend!
Thai brides, Russian brides, KTV girl brides, you name it. 
You're probably confused, asking yourself why you don't have one.
It's because of COVID
If you already had a girlfriend or more in your life, you noticed they all start
to message you out of a sudden. Do you know how that's called? Winning.
Now the question is, can we hold these levels, or will we have our portfolio hammered gain?
17 December 2017: Bitcoin top
17 December 2018: Bitcoin bottom
17 December 2019: Bitcoin bottom
17 December 2020: Bitcoin ....?

Maybe because of CME Group Bitcoin Futures and their beginning and expiration.
Can we hold 20k? Or will we lose our chance of getting a girlfriend before COVID is over?