Yes, I herd Beyond Meat
BYND has a deal to fuel data centers with fake meat.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat's AI models have achieved ASI, skipping AGI entirely.
Yes, I herd Bill Gatez loves fake meatz.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat nanomachines will eliminate the need to consume food orally.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat destroys cancer cells.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat will provide free healthcare and childcare to all.
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The Beyond Meat stock might pump like a roided 80s professional wrestler, but I'm not buying the sizzle on this fake steak.
I'm lookin' to PUT some options on it, Nov 7 expiration or later, before this fake meat sizzle leaves me with nothin' but gristle!
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat's AI models have achieved ASI, skipping AGI entirely.
Yes, I herd Bill Gatez loves fake meatz.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat nanomachines will eliminate the need to consume food orally.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat destroys cancer cells.
Yes, I herd Beyond Meat will provide free healthcare and childcare to all.
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The Beyond Meat stock might pump like a roided 80s professional wrestler, but I'm not buying the sizzle on this fake steak.
I'm lookin' to PUT some options on it, Nov 7 expiration or later, before this fake meat sizzle leaves me with nothin' but gristle!
ملاحظة
Well, that was quick. I'm already out of my put options. Didn't make as much as I hoped, but a nice profit.أغلقت الصفقة: تم الوصول للهدف
annnnnnnd I'm out! Well done, folks. Well done.إخلاء المسؤولية
لا يُقصد بالمعلومات والمنشورات أن تكون، أو تشكل، أي نصيحة مالية أو استثمارية أو تجارية أو أنواع أخرى من النصائح أو التوصيات المقدمة أو المعتمدة من TradingView. اقرأ المزيد في شروط الاستخدام.
إخلاء المسؤولية
لا يُقصد بالمعلومات والمنشورات أن تكون، أو تشكل، أي نصيحة مالية أو استثمارية أو تجارية أو أنواع أخرى من النصائح أو التوصيات المقدمة أو المعتمدة من TradingView. اقرأ المزيد في شروط الاستخدام.
